Tragedy Plus Time: Comedian Gabe Valedis

In the ever-growing stand-up scene of Western Canada, Gabe Valedis has started to stand out for his self-aware storytelling and unfiltered honesty. Drawing on the absurdities of everyday life, he brings a grounded, slightly chaotic energy to the stage—equal parts ex-athlete bravado and introspective humour.

Gabe Valedis

How would you describe your comedy style?

I don’t have a style nailed down yet, but my default leans more towards storytelling and longer jokes. I’m not great with one-liners, so I just try to make real events from my life funny.

Who are some of your influences?

As an ex-football player who probably drinks a little too much, Shane Gillis has definitely influenced me—as well as Matt McCusker. I can relate to both of them in many ways. (I also dated a Black woman and smoke a lot of weed.)

Who was your favourite comedian growing up?

Jim Carrey was the first stand-up I can remember seeing. That led into me watching all the great comedy movies with him, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, etc.

Who’s your favourite comedian right now?

Matt Rife.

What’s your pre-show ritual?

About three or four beers, half a joint, a minor panic attack, then we’re good to go.

What is your favourite place you have performed? Why?

Of course, there’s The Laugh Shop and Yuk Yuk’s in Calgary, but my favourite would probably be Rat Boy Comedy at Vern’s. It’s a dark, dingy basement with a great little stage—and the bartender is the man.

What is your favourite bit you have written and why were you proud of it?

Hard to pick a favourite, but I think my most original one was: What if Steve Irwin never died? Would he have become corrupted by the wealth like most?

It ends with me on a stool, doing an Australian accent, pretending Steve Irwin would be the most dangerous pedophile in history—primarily due to his experience trapping wild game. Kids are a lot easier to catch compared to crocs.

What is your favourite medium for listening or finding new comics/comedians?

Listen to any comedian’s podcast, and they’ll have people on who they think are funny. That, or while I’m pooping and scrolling Instagram, the algorithm will bless me with a funny open mic guy.

Tell us a joke about your city.

I’ve been trying to write one for days. I’m stuck between an Okotok and a hard place.

Do you have anything to promote right now?

I have a podcast, 2 Bored Canadians. It’s pretty sweet if you’re bored at work.

PAY IT FORWARD: Who is another local comic/comedian we should know about?

Hunter Hembruff — my co-host, roommate, and best friend. One of the funniest guys I know.

 

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